you're a fiction of my affection ❧.

i am patrick, a twenty-two year old gay roleplayer, orger, fiction writer, intense fan of any number of hot dudes, fanboy for various shows, movies, books, and things, and strange individual from minneapolis, minnesota. i'm shit at describing myself (clearly). i'm an ambiverted enfp, if that makes any sense to you. my blog is terrible and i mostly just reblog hot guys and humor posts, talk to my friends, and ramble about roleplaying, so follow at your own risk. i usually manage to avoid posting porn, though.

disclaimer: none of the gifs i use are mine; if you see a gif you've made and wish for me to remove it, i will.

currently watching teen wolf, big brother 16, so you think you can dance

previously holtoncaynes and shanieldarmans.

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Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!
posted on 8/28/2014, with 25,637 notes (source: fivegoldencockrings) — reblog
dynastylnoire:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL

dynastylnoire:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL

posted on 8/27/2014, with 50,270 notes (source: fightingonarrival) — reblog

‘Hands Up, Don’t Ship!’ Minneapolis UPS Workers Protest Shipments to Missouri Police

amaditalks:

A dozen part-time UPS workers in Minneapolis took protest action on the job August 22, after discovering ties between Missouri law enforcement and a company, Law Enforcement Targets, whose shipments we handle each day.

Some of us removed the company’s packages from trucks that would deliver them to law enforcement. Others, in solidarity, refused to ferry these packages to their intended trailers.

Others posed with a sign reading “#handsupdontship.” The phrase “hands up, don’t shoot” has come to symbolize protest over the police shooting of Michael Brown, an unarmed, black 18-year-old in Ferguson, Missouri.

We decided we could not be silent while our work was contributing to the militarized violence that police are directing at Ferguson residents in the aftermath of Brown’s death.

This is high-stakes activism. These workers are at risk losing their jobs for this. Well done, UPS folks, for sticking to your principles.

(Source: marxvx)

posted on 8/27/2014, with 4,968 notes (source: marxvx) — reblog
emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

posted on 8/27/2014, with 348,345 notes (source: slavefarmer-deactivated20140419) — reblog
funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this
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funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

posted on 8/26/2014, with 27,244 notes (source: funimationentertainment) — reblog

morpha:

morpha:

for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site

"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."

posted on 8/26/2014, with 22,375 notes (source: morpha) — reblog

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

posted on 8/25/2014, with 11,361 notes (source: soyonscruels) — reblog
overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

(Source: generic-art)

posted on 8/25/2014, with 50,932 notes (source: generic-art) — reblog

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posted on 8/25/2014, with 4,385 notes (source: leomcdaddy) — reblog
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posted on 8/25/2014, with 410,320 notes (source: poppunkvampire) — reblog