you're a fiction of my affection ❧.

i am patrick, a twenty-two year old gay roleplayer, orger, fiction writer, intense stan of any number of attractive menfolk who consistently change, fanboy for various shows, movies, books, and things, and generally strange person from minneapolis, minnesota. i'm shit at describing myself (clearly). i'm an ambiverted enfp, if that makes any sense to you. my blog is terrible and i mostly just reblog hot guys and humor posts, talk to my friends, and ramble about roleplaying, so follow at your own risk. i usually manage to avoid posting porn, though.

disclaimer: none of the gifs i use are mine; if you see a gif you've made and wish for me to remove it, i will.

currently watching teen wolf, survivor, and rupaul's drag race

previously holtoncaynes and shanieldarmans.

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Sebastian Stan at Jane Eyre New York Premiere  3/9/2011

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cracked:

With so much erotic fiction out there, it’s time to get even creative-r.
5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

#5. Allergy Plot Twists
Think about it: Humans are commonly allergic to the hair, saliva, or dander of other mammals, and there’s no reason these allergies wouldn’t also be set off by mystical creatures or shapeshifting humans. Shapeshifters spend a lot of time in the forest, so they’d be covered in pollen half the year as well. Allergy-heartache could even apply to vampires: If you’re an immortal creature that doesn’t breathe or poop or sweat, you don’t have to change your clothes very often, so you’d probably get dusty as hell. “Boy meets girl, girl breaks out in hives” is a romance plot that writes itself. And yet, as an allergy sufferer myself, I can tell you that we’re an unrepresented market in any book genre, let alone erotica.

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cracked:

With so much erotic fiction out there, it’s time to get even creative-r.

5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

#5. Allergy Plot Twists

Think about it: Humans are commonly allergic to the hair, saliva, or dander of other mammals, and there’s no reason these allergies wouldn’t also be set off by mystical creatures or shapeshifting humans. Shapeshifters spend a lot of time in the forest, so they’d be covered in pollen half the year as well. Allergy-heartache could even apply to vampires: If you’re an immortal creature that doesn’t breathe or poop or sweat, you don’t have to change your clothes very often, so you’d probably get dusty as hell. “Boy meets girl, girl breaks out in hives” is a romance plot that writes itself. And yet, as an allergy sufferer myself, I can tell you that we’re an unrepresented market in any book genre, let alone erotica.

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#omg,  

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tropiuseurorican:

Aunt Hilda was everything

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

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almondmilkpapi:

atlanteanpapi187:

The people who make posts saying go outside and take tumblr less seriously are often the people that need to do exactly that

dude just go outside and fuck a plant. live a little

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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