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i am patrick, a twenty-two year old gay roleplayer, orger, fiction writer, intense fan of any number of hot dudes, fanboy for various shows, movies, books, and things, and strange individual from minneapolis, minnesota. i'm shit at describing myself (clearly). i'm an ambiverted enfp, if that makes any sense to you. my blog is terrible and i mostly just reblog hot guys and humor posts, talk to my friends, and ramble about roleplaying, so follow at your own risk. i usually manage to avoid posting porn, though.

disclaimer: none of the gifs i use are mine; if you see a gif you've made and wish for me to remove it, i will.

currently watching teen wolf, big brother 16, so you think you can dance

previously holtoncaynes and shanieldarmans.

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people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

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this is the BEST side pairing out of the entire show. we look back on Mickey and feel bad for him because the Doctor swept Rose off her feet and into time and space, leaving him in the dust. we look back on Martha and feel a bit sad because the Doctor broke her heart and proud that she moved on like the bamf! she is.

but we never knew if they ended up happy until this scene. they’re getting shot at and they’re teasing each other and they’re just so in love with each other

Mickey might not have been Rose’s Doctor, but Rose was never his Martha. Martha couldn’t be Rose, but the Doctor couldn’t be Mickey either.

they’re perfect for each other and they are so great together. ten bucks says Jack had something to do with hooking them up.

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gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”

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I can’t with this sign because





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60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

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When someone reads your best friend and you try not to laugh


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So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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